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Maybe I Should Lay OffYoure sober for the first time this month, And Im peeing on a stick in the Starbucks bathroom. Whatever the outcome, Im a little bit screwed. Youre outside smoking And Im pacing for the longest 2 minutes of my life.Maybe I Should Lay Off
It took me long enough, but Ive learned that No only means no when youre sure, And a few celebratory cigarettes later Im not so sure. So in the morning I guess well try again.


HouseThe cul-de-sac sits vacant, as everyone would rather sleep in, would rather sleep off the night before, than play stickball or marbles or some made up game, with made up, childish rules.House
Id call you to join me for a tea partyeven make you the honorary guest, where all the othersFluffy, Dr. von Binkinsworth, Princess Kittywould watch in envy as you got first pick from the plastic scones... But youd rather have vodka. at real parties. with real people.
So we dont play house anymore; we dont pull out the miniature housewares
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Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
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"Atheism is religion the same way that NOT collecting stamps is a hobby." ~Scott Adams
NINJA-PIRATES OWN YOU!
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"Atheism is religion the same way that NOT collecting stamps is a hobby." ~Scott Adams
NINJA-PIRATES OWN YOU!
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so damn tragic so fantastic.
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